April 2010
1 post
Joke
A woman is in a coma, and the nurse tending to her notices that whenever she is sponge bathing the woman, the woman’s vital signs jump a little on all of the machines screens. So the nurse calls the husband and says ‘come down to the hospital, I think I know how to get your wife out of this coma.’ so the husband hurries down, and asks the nurse what he can do. The nurse says,...
March 2010
5 posts
Powerful Seat Belt Message
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Scarborough Promotional Film from the 60's how...
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Umm! Yes Dragons my business idea is called Sandy...
Yes, picture this a line of “Dragons” from “Dragons Den” in front of you and you have an idea that you want to pitch. Yes Dragons I have a proposition I need £2.5M to build a forest park in the New Forest, you follow this with the rest of the pitch, all the Dragons shuffle in their chairs with interest as they spot a possible money maker. Then you hit them with the video of the place to...
Goal :(
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Latest Trend watching goes out on the street...
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February 2010
3 posts
Valentine's Day Gifts, which one?
What’s less romantic: Buying something practical or buying something that will die after a few days? Roses are right, and gadgets can be blue if you insist, but you may still be sleeping alone at the end of the day! The first thing is I am a Mans- Man. So I’m going to speak to my fellow men here (you winging women who complain about getting a Hoover or dishwasher can head back...
Granny O'Grimm's Sleeping Beauty (full film)
Check out this video on YouTube: Dave I am out and about at the moment best way to contact me is email. Posted via email from davidfrank’s posterous | Comment »
Direct Gov Make a Mistake...
Hi DirectGov have a new trendy website for called “Buster’s World” it is for kids, shame they didn’t Google it first! http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/02/05/directgov_busters_world/ Posted via email from davidfrank’s posterous | Comment »
December 2009
2 posts
5 Golden Rules of managing personnel issues
First and foremost the organisation when considering applying any disciplinary procedure must first consider the 5 indicators of fairness of the proposed actions of punishment which each Consideration must be passed for any employment decision to survive scrutiny of both internal and external assessment.* · Counseling – Obviously except in the most serious of cases, was the employee both...
Kids Viewpoint on growing up!
A small boy’s mother told him the key to life was happiness. When the little fella was at school, his teacher asked him to write down what he wanted to be when he grew up. He wrote one word “happy!” The teacher said he didn’t obviously didn’t understand the question. He said the teacher didn’t understand life!” Posted via email from davidfrank’s...
November 2009
6 posts
The Sun marks 40 years with viral spoofing Apple's...
via revolutionmagazine.com A New iphone contender? Posted via web from davidfrank’s posterous | Comment »
5 Great Lesson For Life Do Read!
LIFE LESSONS:Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, ‘I’ll give you £800 to drop that towel.’ After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her...
Computer trouble! Was ID TEN T ERROR!
An old college friend told me of his computer issue he was experiencing, but he live a long way away; so there was little I could do. In the end he called on his 14 year neighbour called Mathew, whose bedroom aparently looks like Mission Control, so he asked him to pop around and fix it. Mathew clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem in 5 minutes. As he was walking away, my mate called...
Untitled
ITV has announced that Katie Price will become the first person ever to appear in I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here twice and all over the country the sound of no one giving a sh1t has broken out. Another reason not to watch telly. Posted via email from davidfrank’s posterous | Comment »
Fireworks Scarborough Heros Dinner at Spa
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Scary story
A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears:BUMP… BUMP…BUMP… Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.BUMP… BUMP…BUMP… Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind...
September 2009
16 posts
The Misic Industry; An Industry in the Dark?
Check out this website I found at community.brandrepublic.com Could not be said clearer if I tried. Posted via web from davidfrank’s posterous | Comment »
I was thinking of starting up a small zoo
I was thinking of starting up a small zoo, so I wrote a letter to London Zoo; “Dear Sir, I’m starting up a zoo, please send me 2 mongooses.” I thought that didn’t sound right so I tried again; “Dear Sir, I’m starting up a small zoo, please send me 2 mongeese.” Nope, that still didn’t sound right; “Dear Sir, I’m starting up a small...
What do you get if you cross a Poodle with a...
I don’t know but I’ll join in if it laughs! Posted via email from davidfrank’s posterous | Comment »
Government Grants Fiddle
I have just had a very surreal experience regarding an existing government grant for energy saving bulbs. Last Thursday Met a person last Thursday (let’s call her Tracy) week purporting to be from our regional development agency, in the end Tracy was selling LED and CFL bulbs on behalf of other suppliers. When I visit her website it says she is a PR person, but website is still under...
sharing a little water with koalas
via featuredweblogs.xanga.com Cyclist shares water with a Koalas, is has been very hot and dry in Australia this week. Posted via web from davidfrank’s posterous | Comment »
It is with sad news that I report that H from...
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Economics Explained for Children!
THE DUFFERS GUIDE TO ECONOMIC MODELS EXPLAINED WITH COWS SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour. COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. NAZISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you. BUREAUCRATISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots...
Fire in Front of Crown Spa Hotel Today
Not sure of the cause, but looks like one of the Victorian Shelters has been set alight! See and download the full gallery on posterous Posted via email from davidfrank’s posterous | Comment »
Being Green is Easy and Saves Money!
Over here at the Crown Spa Hotel we are presently fitting 22 solar panels to the roof and hopefully they will save around 9 standard UK households of CO2 per year. This is the final stage of our progress to reduce our carbon footprint from our 2005 levels. Since 2005 we have reduced our CO2 from fossil fuels by 25% from 1,005,000 KG to 761,662KG CO2 in 2009. This reduction has mainly been down...
It's Official Custard Creams can KILL!
Custard Creams have been banded by the Crown Spa Hotel, Scarborough Health and safety Team, due to recent survey. On hearing of the survey (results below) this David Frank a Director at the Crown Spa Hotel immediately removed all Bourbons, Wafers and Custard Creams from the staff vending machine stating that the Risk is just too great! He was seen wandering away muttering something about taking...
You a Teacher? Do You fear Chelsea, Connor, Callum
A recent survey of 3,000 teachers by Bounty.com revealed that as the teacher eyed the register in September, they’ll be nervously keeping a sharp look-out for certain names which “strike fear into the nation’s blackboard bother’s”. The list of those likely to make mischief includes young ‘uns dubbed Aliesha, Brooke, Brooklyn, Casey, Chelsea, Connor, Crystal, Demi,...
HP excessive packaging world record put to the...
via theregister.co.uk As some one who buys a lot of stuff online I can really apreciate the excessive packaging issue. I was once called home to meet a delivery man holding a 1Mx1Mx1M package, confused as I hadn’t ordered anything large recently. Just a RAM chio (about 10cm by 2cm). So I opened the box with the delivery man there, yes inside was lots of packaging and boxes in boxes and...
Very Sunny in Scarborough Uk today, sea calm.
Shame I am working! J Posted via email from davidfrank’s posterous | Comment »
Ever shopped at PC World or Currys?
Find out what the staff think of you at http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2221583084 Language Caution! Some very frank conversations and opinions are given J Posted via email from davidfrank’s posterous | Comment »
Normandy 1944. Then and Now (204 pics)
via acidcow.com Then and Now after the normandy landings Posted via web from davidfrank’s posterous | Comment »
Haribo carnal encounters shock Daily Mail reader
via cakeheadlovesevil.wordpress.com Shocking! Absolutly Shocking! No more haribo’s for my kids! Posted via web from davidfrank’s posterous | Comment »
August 2009
28 posts
Scarborough beach
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Scarborough Castle Pirates on Parade
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Forget Micro Blogging have look at MACRO Blogging!
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Microsoft caught in race row, here are the images...
via brandrepublic.com Is it microsoft or a professional marketing companies perception of the Polish market. Posted via web from davidfrank’s posterous | Comment »
Success for Pindar and Scalby in GCSE results -...
student passes for five GCSEs.”What is most rewarding is that the success has been the result of a five-year programme of developing the right culture, deep learning, student voice and tailored one-one tuition for students, linked to curriculum diversity. “Deep learning has been one of the most innovative practices we have implemented enabling our talented students in year ...
Yeah! Big Brother is to be Axed!
At last the £108M spent by Channel 4 (UK) which is part owned by the BBC, can be used for some quality TV, instead of expensive non-TV! Funny reality TV was supposed to be economy TV but has turned out to be very expensive rubbish. Posted via email from davidfrank’s posterous | Comment »
Working at mo; but thinking of the big raptor I...
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We should all love thy neighbour?
Dispute Between Neighbors’ - this is a true story… A town councilor in Wales , Mark Easton, had a beautiful view of the mountains, until a new neighbour purchased the land below his house and built a new home. The new home was 18 inches higher than the planning dept had approved, so Mark Easton, mad about his lost view, went to the local authority to make sure they enforced the roof line...
If you had the gift of resurrection and bring one...
Whom would it be and why? Posted via email from davidfrank’s posterous | Comment »
10 Very Good Reasons Why I Should Grow My Beard...
via biggerbetterbeards.org Hope you read this Ruth & Kids! Posted via web from davidfrank’s posterous | Comment »
Words that rhyme with orange
Check out this website I found at fiftythree.org :) Posted via web from davidfrank’s posterous | Comment »
Crown Spa Health Club Scarborough
There is an Open weekend at the Crown spa this weekend for those who might want to try before you buy! Posted via email from davidfrank’s posterous | Comment »
Scarborough is Sunny today!
Shame I am still at work! Posted via email from davidfrank’s posterous | Comment »
Been on Holiday Recently? Lost your luggage?
Well it might be here! Yes lost luggage is auctioned off to the highest bidder, it is a bit of a lucky dip bid as you do not know what is in the luggage. Here is a seriously strange site where a person buys luggage photographs it and tries to get it back to its owner. Enjoy! http://www.isthisyourluggage.com/Site/Luggage_home.html Posted via email from davidfrank’s...
Leaving Your Mark | Offbeat Earth
via offbeatearth.com This is the story of a Monk who has prayed on the same spot for 70 years. Posted via web from davidfrank’s posterous | Comment »
Just got my energy bills for Gas and Electric
5 bed detached house for summer quarter Electric £150 (must be the LED bulbs & Sonic Alarm that goes off when we use more than 2kw’s power; you cannot turn it off, easier to turn tumble dryer off than listen to alarm!) Bit disappointed with Electric bill as was £80 last quarter, must be the dryer, right no washing of kids clothes for next quarter! Gas bill £10 for summer quarter (spent £3K on...
Chalk guy is back! with more images of street art!
Hard to believe that these are drawn on a FLAT surface See and download the full gallery on posterous Posted via email from davidfrank’s posterous | Comment »