I was thinking of starting up a small zoo
I was thinking of starting up a small zoo, so I wrote a letter to London Zoo;
“Dear Sir, I’m starting up a zoo, please send me 2 mongooses.” I thought that didn’t sound right so I tried again; “Dear Sir, I’m starting up a small zoo, please send me 2 mongeese.” Nope, that still didn’t sound right; “Dear Sir, I’m starting up a small zoo, please send me 2 mongi.” Ahh sod it I thought, “Dear Sir, I’m starting up a small zoo, please send me a mongoose. P.S. Send me another one.”